askpun:

So now you know why I have to make a monthly “business trip” to Canterlot. I take my duties as the Royal Toponymist seriously, but that was originally just a cover position that I turned into more than just a cover. As for how I came to be the seal for the killer joke and why I joined the Night Guard, that’s a story for another time, specifically March 21st through March 27th, 2013!

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Script #297 Day 11

askpun:

I’m no stranger to this place, as you’ll soon find out. Adamant was on duty when I came in, Westwood was on his way for damage control in Ponyville. Those two normally have their hooves full, but they’re standing by at Ask The Night Guards.

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Script #297 Day 10

askpun:

An unassuming alleyway in Canterlot, two knocks in the right place and the archive is revealed.

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Script #297 Day 9

askpun:

I can’t risk accidentally telling the joke now that the seal is broken. I need to get this fixed as my top priority!

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Script #297 Day 8

askpun:

Watching a creature die of laughter is not an easy sight. I stuck around just long enough to be sure it was dead. 

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Script #297 Day 7

askpun:

The seal is broken.

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Script #297 Day 6

askpun:

Thank you all so very much, your support and kindness overpowered any negativity that chaos created! Now… time to end this before somepony gets seriously hurt.

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Script #297 Day 5

askpun:

Poop humor and threats of violence! This has got to stop!

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Script #297 Day 4

askpun:

It’s a good thing my father is a dermatologist, so I had the burn cream ready after that fire joke. I really shouldn’t be willing to go that far with a sight gag, that’s Pinkie Pie’s routine!

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Script #297 Day 3

askpun:

Oh dear, it seems that I’m a bit mean-spirited when I’m discorded. There might be a grain of humor in there, but there’s nothing funny about hurting somepony’s feelings!

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Script #297 Day 2